Fair launch
No presale, no private round, no mysterious wallet in a trench coat. Gloop starts on the Pump.fun bonding curve like everybody else.
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Fair launch on Pump.funSolana
GLOOP
Liquidity so real it drips.
A derpy slime who escaped a mason jar, ate a whitepaper, and declared himself a financial instrument. Now he lives on Pump.fun.
Total supply
1,000,000,000
Buy / sell tax
0 / 0
Drips recorded
408,122
Whitepapers eaten
1
Meet Gloop
Born in a blender. Raised by a lid.
During a science fair that should have been about baking soda, someone left a lucky penny, a juice box, and a homework assignment in a blender. The blender made Gloop. Gloop made a scene.
Scientists stored him in a mason jar. He jiggled until the lid gave up. Then he hopped a bonding curve because someone told him that's where the other blobs hang out.
He cannot whisper. He will not read a chart. He is very, very liquid.
Tokenomics
The math is goo. The goo is simple.
1B supply
One billion GLOOP. Enough to drip on every candle and still have leftovers for the jar.
Zero tax
0% in. 0% out. Gloop already took his cut when he ate the whitepaper.
How to buy
Four steps. One puddle.
Step 01
Grab a Solana wallet
Phantom, Solflare, or whatever you already use. Gloop does not have a preference. Gloop does not have pockets.
Step 02
Load it with SOL
You'll need SOL to buy on Pump.fun. Leave a little extra for fees so you don't get stuck staring at a puddle.
Step 03
Open Pump.fun
Hit the buy button and land on the GLOOP page. Paste the contract if you like doing things the paranoid way — that's the correct way.
Step 04
Buy a bag. Don't eat it.
Swap SOL for GLOOP. Gloop already tried eating the bag. It did not go well for the bag.
Roadmap
A plan, if you squint.
Phase 1
Escape the jar
Gloop exists. The lid does not.
Phase 2
Bonding curve
Pump.fun. Drip. Hope the candles are as wet as we are.
Phase 3
Absorb the chart
Graduate the curve. Become a bigger puddle. Maybe a sticker.
Phase 4
Nap
Gloop takes a nap in a larger jar. The jar is the culture.
Evidence
Official Gloop sightings
FAQ
Questions Gloop will not read
What is Gloop?
A cartoon slime with a gold chain who thinks he's a hedge fund. Also a meme coin launching on Pump.fun on Solana.
Where do I buy $GLOOP?
Pump.fun. Use the buy button on this page. When a contract address is live, it will show next to the button. Don't buy lookalikes.
What's the contract address?
The mint is AHRCR8agZ8wrPjysLZq4xwSnFgvDHqqx6RNYZTTmpump. Copy it from the hero and check it twice.
Is there a tax?
No. 0% buy, 0% sell. Pump.fun takes its usual protocol cut on the way through the curve.
Is this financial advice?
No. This is a puddle with a website. Meme coins can go to zero. Only use money you are willing to watch drip away.
Why is he dripping?
Liquidity. Also gravity. Also he refuses to sit still.